I Wish We Were Better Strangers
Subtitled Don't Take This Personally, A Zine About How Much I Don't Like You, this quick read from Alyssa Duhe is a brutally funny collection of putdowns for your enemies. Some samples:
- Somewhere out there there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
- You are out of this world. Metaphorically, of course, you're not good enough at math to be an astronaut.
- Your existence, much like communism, is better in theory.